A fascination with cake that can only be a product of intense childhood trauma (“Mommy didn’t give me more cake!”) and has evolved from pictures of stupid cakes posted on Kotaku to a compulsion to shout “The cake is a lie!” everytime one is seen or even mentioned.
They think this dude is “cool”.
They’ll never forgive Jonathan Blow for charging U$14.99 for Braid, but will never question the U$134.99 spent on that stupid Terminator skull that comes with 6 DVDs they already own.
They think they can build shit.
Give them a picture with something blue and something orange and they will make a Portal reference.